Lillian Vernon

The Sharper Image is bankrupt and Lillian Vernon too.Now what I'm gonna do?
- asked by tyler durden Oƒƒicial

Answer #1
never seen a beaver with a pocket full ofquarters.....
- answered by Sophie B

Answer #2
Sell it on E-bay, someone will buy it.
- answered by Raymond W

Answer #3
What the hell???? Is that so they can read a bookwhilst waiting? LOL
- answered by FEMOLEY™

Answer #4
You know when you get a few Q tips in a bin withear wax on them. That's your beaver trap that is.If you could afford a proper beaver trap, whichyou can't, you would have to sell you butt in theBerlin red light district to get a coin to put init. Your best bet for catching beavers is to sitby the side of a river and adopt a begging poseand hope for a suicidal and charitable beaver or ahorny one that's not fussy.
- answered by Penfold™



Answer #5
Try using a photo spread from PlayHamster, amonthly adult magazine for hamster lovers. Takethe pin out and place in inside the trap. Saidbeavers love female hamsters, will then wanderinto the trap setting things in motion, and thatain't bad. Hope I helped.Oh and you spelledpathetic loser pedophile wrong again.
- answered by Bluto

Answer #6
Try www.dealextreme.com.If it can be made in aChinese sweatshop, airmailed to the US, and sneakpast customs, you may be able to get it for, say,2 beaver pelts.
- answered by STFU Donnie

Answer #7
You misspelled "night lightbutt”
- answered by Loose Change™¢

Answer #8
i once had a screen door built to fit a submarine.i traded it for a television for the visuallyimpaired
- answered by rob s

Answer #9
shame on you. what's next? cutey little chipmunktraps, otter traps, tomato traps? will it take"loonies or toonies"?
- answered by Nono

Answer #10
i could bring up some lightening bugs, but i wouldprobably have them all eaten by the time i gotthere. if i throwed up maybe the area would staylit for a while. sorry, that's the best i can do.call me and our people can do lunch.
- answered by Boo